Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Random Thoughts of the Day

Number Ten
Pharmacy Consultations should not be allowed at the drive thru window.
~~Two people in front of me at the drive thru had these~~


Number Nine
Apparently five shirts wasn't enough.
~~How many of my shirts I had to put into the laundry for one reason or another~~

Number Eight
If it wasn't for bad luck Sprocket would have no luck at all.
~~Fraggle Rock, watch it and you'll know~~

Number Seven
Are the only options giant and preemie?
~~Two nurse and three people at the store asked how early Rayne was born~~


Number Six
I think I know people who smoke it for less.
~~When I saw the price of Hemp Milk~~

Number Five

Sugar covered candy canes no matter what consistency is delicious.
~~After finding out that my peppermint brittle came out more like peppermint taffy~~

Number Four
Holding a sleeping baby solves so many problems.
~~Realizing that I haven't slept without Rayne in my arms for 3 days~~

Number Three
Timing is everything. And I only have it half the time.
~~Half the calls I made today were at bad times~~

Number Two
Driving school must not teach that you signal and
slow down when getting into the left hand turn lane.
~~I did this and someone honked at me for 30 seconds~~

And the Number One Random Thought of the Day
My Name is Rayne and I'm going to pump- you up!
~~While dropping off Rayne's steroid prescription~~

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